socksyart:

I feel like crying for no reason sometimes, and that is ok.

shitshilarious:
KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

shitshilarious:

KNEEL BEFORE THE SOLAR VIKING

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

aconitum-napellus:

aspiegurl:

omg its me

This is my life, encapsulated by a talking parrot.

gimmeallurlove:

idefeatthestatusquo:

Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years. 

I wanna watch this series.

3rd grade

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • friend: OH
  • friend: OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • friend: I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • fiend: SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED friend: THIS HARD. EVER.
  • friend: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

chilled:

 

chilled:

 

fandom-revolution:

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

yeah, THATS the issue here

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

avenging-sherl0ck:

productofcanada:

joceln:

canada looks really broken

image

u ok canada

We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

be free