embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

earthdad:

when someone really cute calls you cute first

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

onlinegf:

people be like “i suck at drawing”

onlinegf:

people be like “i suck at drawing”

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

woodywombpecker:

ignore them as long as possible

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

wwjdwtbfb

michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

starksexual:

so i’m watching hannibal and this fucking ad comes up

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded